I recently discovered the library that’s nearby where I live. It’s pretty nice inside, especially considering that it’s a public library. I like just staying there to read, or browse the old, cheap movies to rent and take home.They have a decent foreign films section, which is right up my alley! I rented a Bollywood film with my favorite Indian actor in it, and a French film I had never seen. I was quite charmed by . . . 

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I just found out that one of my favorite bands is playing a tour date in San Francisco in August!!!Problem is, it seems that [this British alternative rock band that's been around since the 1990's] is everyone else’s favorite band as well. I have a DVD of one of their early concerts (1994) at the London Astoria, and I watched it last night because I’m so excited about it!Tickets go on sale within the next couple weeks, but . . .

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I got my tongue and belly button pierced today!!! I had already decided to get my tongue pierced, but I didn’t have any plans to do it today. I think it had to be a spur of the moment decision, or else I would have made it too big of a deal in my head by worrying about it.When I went in to get my piercing, I chose to get my belly button pierced as well. Both turned out well, barely any pain at all! I actually really enjoy getting . . . 

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Okay, I firmly decided to get my tongue pierced after a couple days of deliberation. I’m nervous as all get out (GET OUT!) because a tongue is an awful large and thick body part to drive a metal spike through. I have pierced my . . .

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I tried to cook beignets today. You know, those pillow-like donuts served in New Orleans with a cloud of powdered sugar? Ideally, they are supposed to look like that at least.

Mine looked like . . .

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My dog is adorable. Bandit’s cuddly, rambunctious, and sweet. She’s my sidekick for everything, and I bring her everywhere with me… almost. I wish I could bring her to work.

As a tiny puppy, she was completely clueless to life in the world. She’d do strange things like . . .

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I have the best business in the world. A couple years ago, I was serving burgers and fries to hideously rude fast food customers.

Now when I am working on my site for you guys, I think things like “Today I’m going shopping for lingerie.” Another day I ate strawberries and whipped cream for an hour.  Yummy

Lingerie? Shopping? Food? This is my job!

One of my favorite days on the job was the day we went . . .

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I used the laundry room at the apartment complex.

Normally, I’m a Laundromat kind of girl, but it was too late. I love laundry. Especially when you get your big pile of fresh clothes out of the dryer. I always put my arms and body into the new, clean clothes pile and sink into it, savoring the warm laundry. Honestly, it is one of my favorite things.

I separated my clothes and brought them downstairs to the laundry room, and there was only one other person down there . . .

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I slept in this morning. I love sleeping. If humans could choose to go into hibernation once in their lives, I would do it. Nothing sounds more divine to me than sleeping through a few months at a time.

However, this is not a story of hibernation. This is about this morning.

“Click-Squeak.” The first sound barely woke me . . .

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I got a jigsaw puzzle today. I love puzzles. It’s a 750-piece picture of this huge beautiful building in Munich with this colorful garden in the front. I started it on my coffee table.However, is anything ever normal with me?

Nothing seems to be obviously wrong with the puzzle, it’s just that ever since I opened the box, the order of the universe has shifted against me.

Among many other mishaps and misfortunes of mine today, I got somebody else’s . . .   Read More